Myron Wagtail thank you very much

What's this, some sort of "everyone prank Myron's flown" hol or something? The giggling was cute (though you're likely 12), but the heavy breathing was just ruddy creepy. All fourteen times. And no, I won't show you my feet at the next concert, that's just not on.

And yes, I have got assless chaps, since two of you seemed to ask that. But please, just come off it now. Only holiday I want for the rest of the night is "cute birds give me their flown number day." Leave a picture too, or I won't give you a call.



Now, on to other business. Everyone who answers this entry can ask me two questions. I'll answer them, one with a lie and one with the truth. You get to guess which one's which.





Well, that's really not all that different from the first item of business, really.

Booky booky I've got a booky.

I don't mean a bookie, though I've got one of those too.


So I was at Bonnie's yesterday (that's my sister, in case you're not completely obsessed with me) and had a bit too much to drink (well, too much to HER, for me it was normal) and she wouldn't let me drink and Apparate (too dangerous she says. Ruiner of Fun I say.) so I had the futon in the basement again (told her I should get the master bedroom because I'm important, she hit me and said my hair wouldn't fit in her room) and the real point to all of this is I was still over there until about tea-time today when I got an owl.

I got an owl, addressed to me IT HAD MY REAL NAME ON IT!! at my sister's from High Minister Shackalack with this booky in it. I didn't know what it was but I guess Bonnie did so she explained I should use this to communicate information to my fans about the band and let them know of exciting opportunities to see us.

Right, her real phrase was "Myron, use this. Your fans might read it or something, you narcissistic ponce." She said a bit more but it was cruel and horrid and not for your eyes. Even yours, Meaghan. "Maybe you can find one and get an STD again." I NEVER HAD AN STD.


So there you have it, you will now learn everything you've ever wanted to know about me, Myron Wagtail, musician extraordinare and Gelly winner though not this year, wank you very much Galen Knight because I've now got a booky.

( Myron Wagtail )